The Old Dull Bore
by Cosmic X
The old dull bore,
Came for lunch other day,
With anecdotes galore,
And lots of things to say.
He tried to be polite,
He meant to be magnanimous,
But after one bad-mannered bite,
He was exposed an ignoramus.
He fancied himself a scholar,
He sought to be a sleuth,
And commenced to yell and holler,
With no regard for truth.
Some found this entertaining,
And goaded the old dull bore,
But my interest was waning,
I couldn't help but snore.
A Jew's view from the capital of Israel and the future site of the Third Temple, may it speedily be rebuilt.
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