Thursday, August 14, 2008

Alternative Jblogger Conference

Due to the dissatisfaction that a number of jbloggers have expressed with regards to Nefesh B'Nefesh's First International Jewish Bloggers Convention, an alternative convention is being organized. The dissenting bloggers are planning to hold their convention on the 4th of November, in order to coincide with the 13th anniversary of the assassination of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin. The convention is open to bloggers of all nationalities, especially Arabs.

The Convention Schedule:

5:00 – 6:00 pm 'Meat' & Greet
Mingle and Network with Fellow Bloggers Over a Deli Buffet
(all food is strictly Halal under the supervision of Sheikh Muhammed Abu-Taref and his sons)

6:00 – 6:15 pm Introduction:
Ismail Haniyeh, senior political leader of Hamas and former Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority
Shimon Peres, MC

6:15 – 7:00 pm Lecture:
Getting in Bed With the Enemy: New Vistas in Arab-Jewish Relations
Tali Battata, Israeli activist

7:00 – 7:15 pm Break – Light Refreshments

7:15 – 7:30 pm Panel Discussion:
Rubashkin: The Tip of the Iceberg of Jewish Cruelty?
Elsie the Cow, Benny the Bull, Gladys the Cow

7:30 –8:00 pm Branding Eurabia - From Vision to Reality
Sheikh Na'al Abuk

8:00 –8:45 pm Destroying Israel One Post-Zionist at a Time
Open Discussion with Blogger Panelists:
Yerida Girl, My Left Word
Yuli Tamir, MC

8:45 –9:00 pm Closing Remarks:
Ehud Olmert, Lame Duck
9:00 pm Dessert

The convention will be held at the site of the Arab villiage of Dir Yassin. Discounts will be given to bloggers that wish to check in to the nearby Kefar Shaul Hospital for the Mentally Ill.


Rafi G. said...

lol.. where do I register??

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Esser Agaroth said...


Hmmm... Intriguing.

Your concept?

How do we know you're not an "operative" or "provocateur?"

Is anyway invited, or is this an exclusive event?

Will Baguette Martziano be doing the catering?

Invite Uri Orbach to do the stand up comedy routine (k'neged Frum Satire), so that I can throw tomatoes at him.

Am I even invited?

Please invite me so that I can protest with an "alternative to the alternative" conference.

It'll be separate seating, too, I take it, right?

Jameel @ The Muqata said...

I assume Im invited, considering my name is "Jameel"


RivkA with a capital A said...


What I want to know is: will there be someone at the door making sure that all women and girls cover their hair?

Esser Agaroth said...

Women? I personally think that we should be lenient on this issue.

After all they will be in a separate room completely.


Batya said...

Nu? So, why didn't you put me on a panel? Are the others afraid of me?
ANd what about vegetarians? I thought this was supposed to be an "alternative," not worse!

frumhouse said...

Are burkas required?

Esser Agaroth said...

No, but $4000 sheitelach down to the waist, minis, and tight blouses will incur stoning.

Benji Lovitt said...

Without taking the Peres slight and everything else too seriously, that was pretty damn funny and clever.

Esser Agaroth said...

MCX went too easy on Simon Berez. You should of also listed him as former Palestinian gun-runner.

Wait a minute....former?

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