Ya Mirvat, don't think twice! Sneak out of home while your husband is at work and treat yourself to a new hijab! You deserve it!
Ya Marwan, what have you done lately to make Fatima happy? Did you buy her a present for her birthday? We thought so! Here's your chance to make amends! Buy her a new hijab! Sahten!
Ya Jameela, aren't you tired of wearing the same hijab for the last twenty years? It's time to throw out that old rag and get a new fancy hijab! Be the envy of the entire Hamula!
Do you think I have a future as a hijab salesman? The photo was taken as I walked down Rechov HaGai (El Wad, Valley Street) on my way to the Western Wall during Chol HaMoed Sukkot.
Disclaimer: The photo has nothing at all to do with the above sales pitch and is for illustraton purposes only.
2 comments:
great salesman! I'll take two!
Sahten!
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